Clarissa Explains It All
Episode 1.1 – Clarissa’s Revenge
Original Air Date: March 1, 1991
Re-Review Date: May 24, 2011 via DVD
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Clarissa Explains It All – Season One
Synopsis: We’re introduced to young teenager Clarissa Darling (Melissa Joan Hart). She immediately breaks the fourth wall and talks directly into the camera from her bathroom as she’s brushing her teeth. Point blank, she mentions her family – mom Janet, dad Marshall, and icky little brother Ferguson. Ferguson brought in Clarissa’s training bra for Show & Tell, so Clarissa is plotting her revenge with a plan involving a straight jacket and lots of helium-filled balloons, sending Fergface into orbit. Clarissa’s best friend Sam has his own issues trying out for the football team. Ultimately, Clarissa gets her revenge thanks to a video camera and well-timed zit on Ferguson’s face.
Memories: I don’t have any memories specific to this episode. This is the case with many Nickelodeon live action series. They weren’t reran as much as the Nicktoons, so the memories are few and far between. I do, however, have a few series memories. After all, Clarissa was one of my childhood heroes.
- Clarissa’s room and clothes were a huge inspiration to me. Quirky, creative, and unique, Clarissa’s sense of style was individualistic and I loved it. It’s because of her that I rocked hot pink tights under ripped jeans when I was 8.
- Sam’s entrance is classic. To this day, I want someone to climb up to my window & hear that guitar riff.
Re-Review
This is a pretty straight-forward first episode. Clarissa wastes no time introducing herself, her family, and her overall opinions. And while this can come across as forced in most TV pilots, it works perfectly here since the whole premise of the show is Clarissa breaks the fourth wall and talks directly to the audience. No need for awkward lines for the sake of exposition. It’s clean and simple. With intros out of the way, we get right into the plot. Clarissa’s plan is extreme and cartoonish, but she’s certainly prepared. She’s got a legit straight jacket, a helium tank, and huge balloons in preparation for sending Ferg away. She even creates a “simulated animation” to help get her plan across. Honestly, I forgot about how she created her own video games. Sure, they were early ’90s style, but she made them herself. How great is that? I was also pleased with the tone Clarissa’s dialogue struck – she was smart, very smart, rattling off quotes and plans like an evil genius. Despite the ridiculousness of her plan, she’s acutely self-aware, a trait that adds to her confidence.
The Darling parents were as geeky as I remembered. Ferguson was very annoying. I remember liking his character as the actor got older. Sam was great, too, though I’m curious about the make-up department at Nickelodeon Studios. Sam was supposed to get a black eye due to a football injury. It was a literal black eye — it looked more like eye black football players use than an injury. But that’s really my only complaint.
Attention to Detail:
It’s literally her second line. Clarissa wrinkles her nose at her name, then says if she could choose, she’d pick “Jade.” Later on in the series, Clarissa develops a “wild” personality named Jade.
Very early on, Clarissa says one of her “likes” is driving. This is a common reference throughout the series.
A very literal attention to detail is the design of Clarissa’s room. It looks as though a 13-year-old attempted to re-decorate her childhood bedroom. The flowery wallpaper is loosely painted over with black boxes, giving it a checkered effect. Most of her furniture looks like it’s been drawn on or hand-painted. Hubcaps and license plates line the walls, a cry for the car she dreams of. It’s cluttered and crazy perfection.
And for the Grown-Ups:
It’s tougher to put in grown-up references and in-jokes in live-action scripts. A lot of it comes from the parents.
Janet Darling is a health food nut (a common late 80s, early 90s trend), making tofu pancakes. Yum.
Marshall Darling is a “modern architect,” designing houses and buildings in weird shapes.
Clarissa gets stuck in a straight jacket, then makes a reference to Doug Henning, a popular escape artist at the time.
Marshall’s reaction to walking in on Clarissa wearing the straight jacket is priceless – he laughs, then puts on a straight face and tells her to come down to dinner.
Poor Marshall also gets cut off when he tries to get either of his children to play ball with him and when he attempts to reminisce about his own high school life. It’s not easy being a dad.
Production Notes:
Major issue: on the DVD, released in 2005, the opening sequence is the second opening, filmed for the later seasons. The original opening (found here) featured Clarissa wearing the different outfits her family and friends handed to her (Ferguson gives her a werewolf costume, her mom makes her a ballerina, etc). She wore each outfit but finally ended up in her own outfit. This may sound petty, but that opening was a huge statement for teens struggling with identity. By the time the next opening was filmed, Clarissa was most decidedly comfortable with herself which was all well and good for the later seasons, but doesn’t fit these younger storylines.
This episode clocked in at 19 minutes, 3 minutes shy of a typical “half hour” show. I’m not sure why… This is something to be researched.
Quote That!
“Have you ever noticed how barf tastes like orange juice and pizza?” Clarissa, after putting barf on her “dislikes” list.
“Sam’s at that awkward age, waiting for hormones to kick in,” Clarissa upon introducing Sam.
“Why doesn’t that kid ever use the door?” Marshall, after Sam leaves the Darling’s kitchen through the kitchen window. Joe O’Connor’s casual delivery is great.
Final Thoughts:
Fun first episode. I’m looking forward to watching more of the series.
Memory Rating: 5 out of 10
Re-Review Rating: 7 out of 10
(Image Credit: S.R.)